This video is soooooo funny! LOVE IT!
Listen, damn it! You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now you don’t have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you’re risking it for. Now I can make these people feel better and hang on a little bit longer. I can save lives. That’s reason enough to risk mine. And you know that.
I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.
^this is me in a nutshell.
What part of “do not touch him” don’t you understand?
I was going to write some deep thoughts and then the phone decided to stop working. I hate using this damn phone for it all. I need a computer.
the men of today could use a lesson from tuxedo mask
why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!
only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base
I finally understand dubstep
rickonstarkling asked: Hello sorry to bother you but I just want to say that this is my favourite fan-blog on tumblr. Everything is perfect, from the things you post to the lovely owners of the blog! Please don't stop being awesome and keep doing what your doing!
Oh my, thank you so much! You're too kind. We really appreciate that. You guys are all so great! - Jack
I laughed so hard at this…..
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
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